Things you don’t want your handbag to look like

Window displays like this have stopped me cold a couple of times this holiday shopping season. Why on earth would you want a Coach bag that looks like a pair of underwear? Worse, underwear that’s currently occupied?

A Coach bag with a problem
A Coach bag with a problem

It looks barely acceptable in its completely new state, but that little bit of slouch in the mall version makes a horrible difference.

UPDATE: I don’t know why this picture is coming out so small… Will see what I can do about that. But I now notice that it’s the “leg bands” in my photo that really give the illusion. Out of all of these choices, I don’t see one that exactly matches. The “Signature Duffel with Suede” seems to show off a nice little tush, though. :-)

UPDATE 2: It’s definitely the Signature Stripe Large Carryall. I have got to get over this obsession.

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6 Comments to “Things you don’t want your handbag to look like”

  1. Rich Yampell 5 January 2006 at 8:16 pm #

    I think the real question here is: can you get actual underwear that matches?

    (it would seem rather gauche to go out with a bag like that without matching undies…)

  2. Paul Madsen 6 January 2006 at 4:27 am #

    One of my New Year’s resolutions is to have a tighter and firmer hand bag. I’ve been trying squats but stuff keeps falling out.

  3. KnitBot 6 January 2006 at 9:20 am #

    So, along the lines of what Paul said… I wonder if people are trying to buy the butt they’d rather have?! (“Look over *here*!”). Sigh.

  4. Eve 6 January 2006 at 10:47 am #

    I think they just want people to think, “Nice package!”

    (I slay me.)

  5. Paul Madsen 7 January 2006 at 5:07 pm #

    Personally I’m more of a ‘suitcase man’

  6. Robin Wilton 13 January 2006 at 4:03 am #

    To quote Lady Bracknell – “A handbag???” (Oscar Wilde – The Importance of Being Earnest).

    This thread brings a whole new meaning to young, abandoned Jack having been ‘found in a handbag’. Not sure I want to think about that too much.


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